What I like most about my wife:
She’s absolutely pulchritudinous, and libidinous, all wrapped into one!
She’s more than proficient in multitudinous euphonious contrivances, especially cantillating and executing the upright.
And who could ever forget that she is a accomplished progenitor, an absolutely meritorious intimate, and a sterling consort?
Lastly, she loves Jesus!
I win - she’s the whole package!
Happy Valentines day sweetie!